1.
Crack the good china, spit on the floors.
Stretch cobwebs in the corners, rust the hinges on the doors.
Plug up the sewer grates and let the sewage swell,
Because Bibi Netanyahu arrives today in Hell.
2.
Perfume the room with flatulence, make sure the wine is sour.
Let every toilet overflow and black mold consume the flour
But feed him absolutely nothing,
(Which is exactly what he claims
Will provide enough nutrition
To the children that he maims.)
Just let the pus and the rot
Scab the lip of every pot.
Don’t mind how it looks, or tastes, or smells
‘Cause Bibi Netanyahu is dining here in Hell
3.
Smear the sheets with humors (not the kind that’s funny)
Blood or bile or even phlegm—something thick and runny.
Un-fluff the pillows carefully, stuff each of them with lumps
Make sure the mattress is too small and the blankets are too rough.
xxxxxStack the bedside table with little books of evil
xxxxxBy despots who terrorized the world in ways medieval.
xxxxxFrom these pages Bibi borrowed (no, great artists steal!):
xxxxxMussolini’s “Doctrine,” Gaddafi’s “Green,”
xxxxxAnd Donald’s “Art of the Deal.”
Touch your tuchus with his toothbrush (required of all personnel!)
Bibi Netanyahu will be sleeping here in Hell.
4.
The roster of punishments! Quick now, like we rehearsed.
Who wants to have the final say and who wants to do it first?
Ready his ribs for rupture beneath a cloven hoof,
Inform the Palestinian gays to throw him off the roof.
Pepper him with paper cuts, then rub him raw with toom.
Tear him into vibrant threads and weave him on a loom.
xxxxxDon’t forget what he most fears—
xxxxxthe mothers of the disappeared.
You’ve never seen a reaping like a mother come to flay
‘Cause Bibi Netanyahu has come to Hell to stay.
5.
When this human stain
Sees our menu of pain
He’ll without a doubt have questions.
“Why me? How come? What did I do?
I had the best intentions!”
(If only he knew
What the rest of us do
That the roads here are paved with confessions.)
6.
The cosmic force of balance has brought him to our court
For breaking every human law (and a few more just for sport).
Those who judge from up above have handed him a loss
Despite Bibi’s insistence that they’re all of them Khamas.
Bombing children while they shelter in United Nations camps
(All to feed his greater goal, the progress of his Kampf)
Ambulances, hospitals, orphanages, and more
In the annals of war criminals, he’s lowering the floor.
There is no escaping, and we cannot put aside,
The long and awful shadow of Bibi’s genocide.
7.
Wait… what?
Change of plans?
Why and how come?
Who tipped the scale of judgement with their thumb?
I thought it was certain we had a conviction!
What do you mean we don’t have jurisdiction?
Oh.
Different charges?
Not the ones I suggested?
… the man’s here to pay
for those
xxxxxxxxxxxcigars
xxxxxxhe
accepted??
